Just watch out for those sex traders and satanic cult sacrifices and you'll be fine

So I was reading up a little on Arizona cause my dad is building a Ranch down there.

I goggled "benefits of living in Arizona". I found some interesting information. Here's a bit I particularly enjoyed from "Yahoo! Answers" (you may need to click to enlarge):

I like how the writer is so casual about it. "There's some snakes, toads, oh and also some human trafficking and satanic cult sacrifices, no biggie.. Then there's the immigrants; Damn those Mexicans. Overall, I recommend it."